As we are approaching the festive season, we have decided to give you an early Christmas present and we hope you’re going to enjoy it.
PS: This is just a troll and there are no strings attached, greatly sorry to those who will be offended.
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| Kikky Badass |
Kikky Badass will snatch your man and call campus security on you for finding out.
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| Tehn Diamond |
Got white friends only, American accent but Never been there and kills it, cool kid, so uptown, good student.
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| Noble Stylz |
He is an average student, sales everything: weed, morning after pills, got fake humble and ex of the hottest girl.
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| MC Chita |
He is the worst dressed on campus, popular as freshman and got washed up in 2ndsemester.
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| Trae Yung |
She has been cheated on by campus fuckboy, face of the bricked squad, SI unit of being strong, doesn’t give a fuck.
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| Anonzi Xndr |
Overzealous, fake American accent, SRC member but sees himself as president, well dressed, dates a foreign girl, always supplementing at least two modules per semester.
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| Begotten Sun |
Dean of students, organises all campus gigs, always hangout with cool kids, can suspend you for talking to a girl he likes.
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| BlacPerl |
Dumped a famous engineering student for a guy studying an arts certificate, humble, very beautiful.
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| Dj Towers |
Talkative, some say ane dzungu, comes to the campus on a hover-board, can afford to buy his clique booze for the whole week, friend zoned by every girl and he’s single.
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| Cal_Vin |
He’s a foreigner, got swag and drives a cool ride, a ladies man & hated by all guys, very intelligent.
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| GZE |
Src member, very humble, honours students, cool with everyone, always in the library or alone minding his own business.
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| AWA |
Some say she is a part time sangoma, sells traditional herbs on campus, attends lectures in leopard print clothes, one off the notorious students, distinction student and people say it’s juju.
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| Stunner |
Annoying, known for cheating, fuckboy, doesn’t remove tags from his clothes, intelligent.
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| Sharky |
14yr old already in varsity, very intelligent, hangs with 4th year students and above only, hardly a ladies man.
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| Brythreesixty |
Average student, had to quit the scripture union, tries too hard but his peers treat him like a nobody, motivates himself by going to the gym whenever he’s down.
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| R Peels |
Got potential, looks up to campus fuckboys and tries too hard to be ‘em, behaves like he’s already graduated in his 1st year.
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| Asaph |
Head of the famous clique on campus, he’s everywhere on campus & never attend lectures, can send his goons to beat you up if he thinks you’re a threat.
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| Alvina |
Studying a medical degree, attention seeker, not enrolled but always on campus hating on real students.
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| Schingy |
Dumped by his rich best friend, used to be head of the best clique on campus, now heading an unknown low key clique, sees himself as the best entertainer at campus, studies an unknown programme
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| Marcques |
Now in his final year, contested to be in the SRC since year 1 but has never been councilor, says what he feels like, can tell anyone to kiss his ass.
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| Jnr Brown |
The greatest hustler in the campus history, 7yrs at campus & keeps failing one module, sells everything you may think of, buys beer for all the campus security & some lecturers, submits his assignment when others are getting their marks but still comes out on top.
Thank you for viewing and please share with others and tell us what you think. By the way, this is just a troll and there is another version coming soon.
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